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Bancuri cu si despre pokeristi

Post  bif_crys on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:19 pm

Stiti de ce cateii nu joaca hold'em?
Deoarece dau din coada cand le intra AA.....
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Re: Bancuri cu si despre pokeristi

Post  bif_crys on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:27 pm

Patru prieteni jucau poker
Patru prieteni jucau poker. Pe masa tigari, telefoane mobile, scrumiere pline, etc.

La un moment dat suna un telefon. Unul dintre ei raspunde:

- Da… bine draga, cu niste prieteni…ce spui?…o blana?…2000 de dolari?… dar nu-i cam mult?…a! e naturala… bine cumpar-o.

Inchide telefonul, mai joaca ce mai joaca, suna din nou. Raspunde.

- Da…nu ti-am zis? cu niste prieteni… ti-ai gasit masina? cat costa? … 20000 de dolari?!? da’ nu-i cam mult? … a e noua… scaune de piele…full-options… bine, cumpar-o.

Inchide telefonul si se apuca din nou de jucat. Peste cateva zeci de minute suna din nou. Raspunde.

- Da… ti-am mai zis, cu niste prieteni… a venit omul cu casa?!? ce casa? ce om? a… agentul…. cat costa?… 500.000 de dolari?!?! dar nu-i cam mult?… a are 20 de camere… 8 bai… doar ne mutam… bine, bine, cumpar-o. Pa.

Inchide telefonul dupa care il arunca pe masa si zice:

- Al cui p**** masii e telefonul asta, ca a inceput sa ma enerveze?
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baga bif

Post  Admin on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:28 pm

Bun asa bif baga tare Smile
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Re: Bancuri cu si despre pokeristi

Post  bif_crys on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:41 pm

Intrebare: Cum poti ajunge milionar in dolari?
Raspuns: Fiind deja miliardar si jucand poker !
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haha

Post  Admin on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:42 pm

asta e tare bif Smile
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THIS IS GOOD STUFF!! :D

Post  bif_crys on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:47 pm

Playing poker
A 12 year old boy comes home from school and walks into his parents' room.

Mom and dad are in bed making love.

The boy asks, "What are you doing?"

His dad replies, "Playing poker. Now get out of here."

He goes to his older sister's room to find his sister and her boyfriend in bed making love.

The boy asks, "What are you doing?"

His sister replies, "Playing poker. Now get out of here."

He goes to his older brother's room and finds his brother masturbating.

He asks his brother, "What are you doing?"

His brother replies, "Playing poker."

The boy asks, "I thought that it takes two to play poker."

His brother replies, "Not if you have a good hand."

lol!
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Re: Bancuri cu si despre pokeristi

Post  Danielitto21 on Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:49 am

lol,super tare asta Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Post  Dradu on Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:51 pm

lol! smechere...Smile
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Post  Tzepesh on Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:52 pm

bune bancurile
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Post  blackwolf on Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:06 am

asa bif......sa ne mai amuzam si noi k pokeru.....nu prea ne da motive! jocolor

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Post  cereala on Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:41 am

super tari bancurile cu pokeristi

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Post  GaborulMihai on Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:44 am

Mai cele mai meseriashe bancuri o sa incerc sa gasesc si yo..,
Dar oricum tineo tot asa.../
Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Arrow Arrow

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Post  ABHRAMOVICI on Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:44 am

De unde le scoti bif ca sunt super tari?

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Post  MortziiMatii on Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:49 pm

tari rau Smile))

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